MY FAVORITE FILM

What people don’t talk about is my favorite film. It’s about a housewife who owns a parrot that can outtalk all other parrots. Eventually, through the bird’s skill and the housewife’s moxy, the bird becomes a champion. It’s called Polly Tweetie Wanna Cracker.

One of my favorite scenes involves a press conference held before a parrot competition. A rival owner fills the press conference with his boasts about the prowess of his parrot. He even taunts Polly Tweetie, the housewife. But Polly, the parrot named after his owner, won’t let such taunts go unaddressed.

Here’s an example.

RIVAL OWNER
(to Polly the Housewife)
My bird can outtalk any other bird.

POLLY THE PARROT
My bird can outtalk any other bird.

RIVAL OWNER
Your bird is going down!

POLLY THE PARROT
Your bird is going down!

RIVAL OWNER
Would someone shut that bird up!

Polly the Parrot attacks the Rival Owner, whereby it becomes a very different film.

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About jalesy55

Charles Lupia is a playwright, freelance writer and lawyer. His blogs cover a range of topics, from politics to entertainment.
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